David, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Before the debate begins I have an announcement to make.
It has recently become abundantly clear that, despite my best efforts, I am not suited to the position of Prime Minister, it just isn’t working, I am not cut out for the job.
Following a meeting of the Cabinet this afternoon we unanimously agreed [...]

Let’s get one thing clear, for the avoidance of any doubt: Mrs Duffy is not a bigot.

I’m tutting at you columnists. HEAR MY TUTS.

Does he try to get a queen’s speech through Parliament with Lib Dem support, or does he resign immediately as PM?

One of the great imponderables of this election is the Lib Dem performance.
They have the country’s most popular politician in Vince Cable, they have equal election media coverage, and this time, they have the debates.
In addition, Clegg is relatively baggage free in an era when politicians are regarded with general contempt and his personal ratings [...]

The befisted clunking one finally did what he had to do and went to visit Her Maj.

And they’re off.
Saturation coverage on the media, and lots of party workers posing as members of the public.
A quick prediction and a betting tip to get us started.
In all the debates about a hung parliament or a Tory majority, and in an election where Gordon Brown holds the Labour vote down and the Conservative Party [...]

Less than a day now until we start to think about who we dislike least.

Its Back. And It’s Better Than Before

I urge you all to spend a moment thinking of Sarah Brown in her hour of need.

The best reason for a Tory to call himself ‘Progressive’: it drives the left nuts.

Okay, people. I quite like this theme. It’s nicely chaotic, and the random colours possibly imply the cross-partisan intent.